I heard from some people that they make you do outrageoues things just to be in it.

I’m usually a serious person most the time but i don’t know how to react/respond to stupid comments. Like today these guys walking down the hallway go “Hey, look! Its the fresh prince.”. I have no idea what this means, or they’ll be like “Will Smith!”. I don’t know why they say this stuff but they just do. How should i react/respond to this? Just stupid comments and stuff how should i react to them in an appropriate way. When they said that today i just ignored it and kept walking.

Sometimes for no reason I wake up and start worrying about getting fired for no reason at all; Or the other night the phone rang at 2 am and even thought I missed the call I kept thinking that someone must have called to tell me something bad happened. When this happens I don’t get back to sleep for hours. It happens to me a couple of times a week and I don’t know if I should see a doctor about it.

I’m not a fan of his attempt to run this country, but there has to be some good and insightful stuff he or his writers must’ve had that I can write down in my book of good quotes.
Thanks ahead of time.

my 2 best friends r always fighting about random stuff. i always get pulled into it, and then because i dont want to choose who is rite, they both get angry at me.
help….?

I work at McDonalds. I often rub the buns against my sweaty armpits. Sometimes I make burgers without washing my hands or putting gloves on. Once I picked up a chicken fillet from the floor that was all mixed with filth and cleaning residue, cleaned it with a tissue, and served it. My manager knows but he’s a cool guy. He does a lot of stupid stuff too LOL

I spend money on junck non-stop I need help!

ok, so my friends and i are making a show of jackass and we need some ideas to do so just tell us stupid stuff to do, and we will do it (we do stunts too. . just anything)

Some of his quotes

“Fill thine horn with oil…and go”
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“Carlos que-eh no he didnt”
“Cancel the Yankeeography!”

Its not like he says those things once, he says them over and over again and it gets annyoing.

Will I cease to exist? Or perhaps find a new calling?